Orange Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 By and large I hold a sincere, preoccupying hatred in my heart for most of you motherfuckers, so I thought it might be helpful for us all to post photos of our kids, if we so choose, to soften my view of your assholery. I'll commence... This is Gavin. He just turned 5 on June 5th. The background on this photo is that on this day, he was supposed to attend a friend's birthday party, and I misread the time on the invitation. Have you ever seen the look on a 5-year-old's face when he realizes that the birthday party he was excited to attend all week is now not going to happen? Yeah. So I took him to ice cream and then Cars 3 right after this. He got over it fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted July 12, 2017 Author Share Posted July 12, 2017 And this was when I'd had enough of his fucking shit. Yeah. I still have DVDs. #OldAsShit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakedmolerat Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Here's me and my muffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glduck Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 here's my brood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted July 12, 2017 Author Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 hour ago, glduck said: here's my brood. I literally snorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted July 12, 2017 Author Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Nakedmolerat said: Here's me and my muffin. You DO NOT fuck around with that beard, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueDuck Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Here's the kids who keep me on the go all the time. They even managed to get me to roller skate, wtf I'll probably fall and break my hip one of these times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KUGRDON Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 You guys are all so blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glduck Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 all of your children are adorable and don is absolutely right you guys are blessed but molerat's beard is the runaway winner of this thread. that is spectacular, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KUGRDON Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 The best buddy in the whole world. He took me to my chemo therapy appointments, cooked my meals and slept on the floor next to my bed when things were rough. I am blessed. Oh yeah, he is also the ringleader of Los Primos. Here he is with the hand that ate Chicago on his shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KUGRDON Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 7 hours ago, RogueDuck said: Here's the kids who keep me on the go all the time. They even managed to get me to roller skate, wtf I'll probably fall and break my hip one of these times. Watch out for the baby, she's already got her arms crossed and giving you the WTF look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KUGRDON Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Nakedmolerat said: Here's me and my muffin. I saw three guys with the same beard at a Starbucks in Redmond Oregon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAC MAN Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Neat photos of your kids. Been trying with my wife and I believe I will have kids someday. Rat's beard reminded me of when I tried to grow one during college but it was too itchy and annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mano Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 My two kids on recent trip to Yellowstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueDuck Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 4 hours ago, KUGRDON said: Watch out for the baby, she's already got her arms crossed and giving you the WTF luck. Oh yeah, she is very spoiled. Her big sisters all jump up get her anything she wants whenever she wants it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakedmolerat Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 hours ago, KUGRDON said: I saw three guys with the same beard at a Starbucks in Redmond Oregon. While close, they weren't the same. Mine may be scratchy, but it gives good backrubs, canteen boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakedmolerat Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 11 hours ago, Orange said: You DO NOT fuck around with that beard, do you? Correct, I do not. It's unwieldy when I wake up though. Bed-face is a real struggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Nakedmolerat said: Correct, I do not. It's unwieldy when I wake up though. Bed-face is a real struggle. You're also probably not wild about eating sub sandwiches in public? I've got a mini-beard that I've sported for a few years. I can't handle even a fraction of that length you've got on the moustache. It takes discipline and dexterity at dinner that I do not have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scscsc89 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Agree that Molerat's beard deserves its own thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 lol @ "bed face" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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