Conservative America

[Orange]

They included a wiki page for Benedict Arnold.

 

Holy fucking shit.   I've spent DECADES trying get high enough to where I might put something like that out in an official document, and I've never succeeded.  Kudos to these stoners.

[Orange]

 

[CRBuff]

3 hours ago, Orange said:

 

This is just terrifying.  The fact that people remotely buy into this nonsense.  Everything is a conspiracy unless it’s something they like.  You have to work really hard to get to that type of thought.

[Scscsc89]

 

[Orange]

[glduck]

To that I say good luck, Senator Cruz! We all know presidents will not help out states that did not vote for them.

[Orange]

My favorite rejoinder on twitter was "when do we get to the 'throwing paper towels' portion of disaster relief?"

[glduck]

This is so typical of Texas, just another blue state looking for a bailout.

[Orange]

Where's @Pac12Fan?

[glduck]

Imagine fleeing your state during a disaster and it’s not even the worst thing you’ve done so far this year.

[Nakedmolerat]

Are we really going to fault him for being a good father? Afterall, he was sneaking away across a border to escape the hellish nightmare that is his home country for a chance his family could have a better life. 

Also, the cocksucker left his dog, Snowflake, in the cold, just like his constituents.  (Jesus Christ... what an asshole. Even his dog's name is a shitpost)

[Orange]

 

[Orange]

 

[Nakedmolerat]

11 hours ago, Orange said:

 

It's simple. Virtue signaling. 

[Orange]

Vice signaling?

[Nakedmolerat]

What I've never understood about guns, in general, is whenever you talk with someone about them or theirs, it always becomes technical jargon. Whether they're hunters, collectors, military, or Rambo-wannabes. Twin deck double ought jack pump eliminator rounds with a flack piece and roll scope. .422 winchester; never "pistol" and that's it. People have cars, they don't always have twin turbo, 718 HP, quad injection manifold 922c. Only when they're fanatics about cars. But with guns, any old swinging dick wants to be "in the club" (like Tucker Carlson) so they obsess over the minutia and detail of the guns, and of course display them like truck nuts dangling. 

 

 

[Orange]

4 hours ago, Nakedmolerat said:

What I've never understood about guns, in general, is whenever you talk with someone about them or theirs, it always becomes technical jargon. Whether they're hunters, collectors, military, or Rambo-wannabes. Twin deck double ought jack pump eliminator rounds with a flack piece and roll scope. .422 winchester; never "pistol" and that's it. People have cars, they don't always have twin turbo, 718 HP, quad injection manifold 922c. Only when they're fanatics about cars. But with guns, any old swinging dick wants to be "in the club" (like Tucker Carlson) so they obsess over the minutia and detail of the guns, and of course display them like truck nuts dangling. 

 

 

And it's a smokescreen to deflect talk away from any sort of gun control at all.  "How the fuck yooo gonna regulate mah gunz when ya never fired one, and dun't know sheeeit about 'em?!"

I dunno, how you gonna regulate a uterus?

[Orange]

[Orange]

Well, @KUGRDON?

[KUGRDON]

Second Lieutenant Caron Nazario nearly loses his life and Daunte Wright does.  Your response?  Rush to a message board and scream “look at me, look at me.”