Nakedmolerat

Guest speaker at CPAC

On 7/26/2021 at 6:30 PM, KUGRDON said:

Learning requires parenting.

Learning requires food in bellies. Feed kids, who cares?

17 hours ago, KUGRDON said:

Three or four years ago I remember a discussion about visiting avilla beach.  I seem to remember somebody mentioning there was a place that had really good pie there.  It might’ve been SC. Does anybody know the place that had good pie LOL I’m visiting Solvang, Avila Beach, Pizmo beach and SLO next week.

Here you go

13 hours ago, KUGRDON said:

Got the second Pfizer shot today.  I have superpowers now.

Congrats! 

You're not quite out of the woods, as the full effects take about two weeks. As best as those pesky scientists know is that you can still spread too. 

You got your second before a school teacher I know. She's in-person teaching. 

But, congrats. I'm glad for you!

What I've never understood about guns, in general, is whenever you talk with someone about them or theirs, it always becomes technical jargon. Whether they're hunters, collectors, military, or Rambo-wannabes. Twin deck double ought jack pump eliminator rounds with a flack piece and roll scope. .422 winchester; never "pistol" and that's it. People have cars, they don't always have twin turbo, 718 HP, quad injection manifold 922c. Only when they're fanatics about cars. But with guns, any old swinging dick wants to be "in the club" (like Tucker Carlson) so they obsess over the minutia and detail of the guns, and of course display them like truck nuts dangling. 

11 hours ago, Orange said:

 

It's simple. Virtue signaling. 

Are we really going to fault him for being a good father? Afterall, he was sneaking away across a border to escape the hellish nightmare that is his home country for a chance his family could have a better life. 

Also, the cocksucker left his dog, Snowflake, in the cold, just like his constituents.  (Jesus Christ... what an asshole. Even his dog's name is a shitpost)

On 5/14/2020 at 3:58 PM, RogueDuck said:

Well if that's the case, that cat is a hero.

Hero or not, that cat will eat its owner eyeballs first if he keels over dead in his living room when the scheduled feedings stop. 

10 hours ago, KUGRDON said:

Nothing like spending all your time with children to make you feel like you’re omniscient.

Cool, you had a mean teacher, I get it. Back when they could hit you and shame you with dunce hats. 

Bad take either way. 

On 4/19/2020 at 11:29 AM, KUGRDON said:

Add teachers at any level to that list.  At least business owners are financially accountable for their mistakes.

Yeah, those uppity fucking middle school teachers. 

Give me a break. 

On 4/8/2020 at 10:04 PM, azgreg said:

 

See, these videos where they take a "completely random" sampling of 40-50 supporters (likely disingenuously edited down from a couple hundred interviews) and trick them in to sounding dumb like Cletus the slackjawed yokel with their coastal elite gotcha questions. It's so sneaky. I mean, where are all the experts and doctors and lawyers and businesspeople? Of course they don't show those interviews. 

16 hours ago, Jalapeno said:

After I volunteered for my church at a Colorado Rapids game, I bumped into a former classmate and he asked me what I was doing.  I told him I was supporting my church and he laughed at me and said he didn't need church.  Six months later, he mysteriously died. 

Is it your intention to say the reason you're religious is a friend died 6 whole months after blaspheming? That's what I'm gathering. Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naGylm8S6Ss

7 hours ago, Jalapeno said:

That Iowa woman should have known that Butteig was gay beforehand.

Homosexuality is a sin according to Leviticus chapter 19.  God didn’t always lead Israel to victory because Israel didn’t obey him in the past.  That’s why Westboro Baptist church has people picket the funerals of fallen service members because this country has backslides in allowing homosexuality in American society.  I don’t agree with their picketing of those funerals but they are definitely right that God detests such behavior.  There’s also Gorrah and Sodom as a reminder of what happens when we let homosexuality become acceptable in our society.  We might have the strongest military in the world but God has the power to prevent us from winning a war against invading forces such as the Chinese & Russians.  Those civil war talks I had before aren’t empty rumors...our society is becoming divided and tonight’s SOTU was an indicator of that.  When the civil war happens, Russia, China, and even Europe will take advantage and conquer their shares of the US.

I think electing Butteig POTUS might hasten our demise as a country.  That is why people in the south and Midwest would be less likely to vote for him if he is the Dem nominee later this year.

Call me crazy but they called Noah crazy when he was building the ark.

Fuck you and your bible. Leviticus 19 also says you can't keep leftovers after three days and mixed vegetable gardens are against the rules. Besides, if you are going to take one little part literally, how about the second sentence where god told Moses to address the Isrealites. Not everybody. Fuck your rules. 

Every single Christian honk that gets defensive when Leviticus's supremely stupid rules are brought up says: it's the old testament, rendered useless by the new testament and the more upbeat buddy god. But not the gay stuff, huh? 

Does your shirt have two fabrics? Shave your sideburns? Ever eaten a clam? Cut the outer edges of your grass? Like a marbled ribeye steak, medium rare? All outlawed in Leviticus. Double whammy on the steak since it has fat (outlawed) and is meat still with blood (outlawed). 

Did you know if a priest sins he has to finger bang a dead bull 7 times and flick blood at the altar. I mean, what the actual fuck?  

My source? Leviticus. I just read the whole book. It's dumb, man. And out of sheer curiosity, I wonder what you, in particular, think of Leviticus 21: 18-21, since you seem to live your life and inherit your morals from within the pages of it. quoted below:

No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; ¹⁹ no man with a crippled foot or hand, ²⁰ or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. ²¹ No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the food offerings to the Lord. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God

Yes, Rush. Thoughts and prayers. 

There, he's all better, right? 

My wife stayed up all night cutting holes in 35 god damn hoods for you ungrateful sons of bitches. Don't ever ask me or mine for shit!

On 4/6/2018 at 2:39 PM, KUGRDON said:

GL, Papa, Rogue, Quack, which of you is it?

 

 

Why is the T a dog?

That is wonderful. LOL

3 hours ago, Jalapeno said:

Any other P12 teams upgrading their basketball arenas?

Probably oregon. The TTATT is getting quite old and run down by now. 

They have loge boxes on the east side (the new side) and I believe there are plans for loge boxes on the to-be-determined potential, possible in the future west side renovation as well. My guess is when the west side is done, it will be a giant grand stand without luxury boxes or premium seating since those are hardly selling out now. But, then again, by the time the renovation is back on the table, perhaps OS is winning more. 

I think the end zone seats will remain but the building will take up some of the previous space, so there will be fewer in that section.

Just saw this on Twitter...what's coming to Corvallis?

 

Update to the Valley Football Center. That is the building you see at the end of the north endzone, under the gay rainbow. 

Details here. 

i want 11 conference games because i really don't give a damn about having it easier or tougher than other conferences, i love a full round robin, there seems something criminal in missing usc and arizona state in order to play south dakota state and wyoming, and we're a fucking conference, not a loosely affiliated group of schools who ocassionally play one another.

 

i admit i'm in the extreme minority and what i propose would never happen in a million years.

It's good to know there's company for a 11 game conference schedule. Each team visits every region every year. Wouldn't it be fun to see which teams visit Pullman, SLC, and Boulder late in the season?

Try as I might, I can't think of any downside to this, other than we'd be the only conference doing it, therefore guaranteeing 6 of our schools have one more loss to a P5 oponent. I am on board with the 11 game round robin idea. 

So what happens when everyone has new facilities?

Then whoever has the oldest new facilities simply has the oldest facilities. Then they start losing. Am I doing this right?