Orange Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 11 hours ago, All Hail said: File this under, "you can't make this shit up if you tried." Jose Canseco is now an analyst for the A's. Local anchor Brodie Brazil, who is named Brodie Brazil but is somehow not a pornstar, tried to do the bash brothers bash with Jose Canseco. Unfortunately, he bounces off of him, falls into a table and breaks a laptop on live television. Maybe I shouldn't write this season off just yet. In the video it looks like he just leaned over and it fell. I didn't really see him "bounce off" Jose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glduck Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Scscsc89 said: probably the best thing the mariners did the entire decade of the 80s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaG Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 50 minutes ago, glduck said: probably the best thing the mariners did the entire decade of the 80s. 1) Draft Junior 2) Tugboat 3) 1980s ended; 1990 season started and the Mariner Moose debuted Footnote: I realize that "Mr. Mariner" Alvin Davis had his best years in the 1980s, and nothing against him at all, but when the face of your franchise's first 15 years is only known to Mariner fans, along with some scattered national baseball nerds, and he made exactly one All-Star game, that's an epically shitty decade-plus of baseball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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glduck Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 speaking of time honored traditions the mariners have scored 1 run in 18 innings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Hail Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 The good: The A's rally from 3 runs down to take a 6-4 lead in the bottom of the 8th. The bad: For some reason, Casilla wasn't available so we go with Ryan Dull, who promptly gives up a 3-run homer to lose the game in the 9th. D'oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PapaG Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Ms go up 3-2 in 13th on Seager bases load walk. Astros hit 3-run walk-off dong in bottom half. Not a great start to the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glduck Posted April 6, 2017 Author Share Posted April 6, 2017 i'm staying as optimistic as possible despite being, you know, winless. i have a lot of faith in the offense (5 runs in 31 innings notwithstanding) and those kuma and paxton starts were very encouraging. i keep telling myself houston is really good. another part of me is shaming the positive half, wondering what part of being a mariner fan could possibly lead to a positive outlook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All Hail Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 It took 3 games for me to confirm my preseason suspensions that the A's do suck and will continue to suck. The good news is that I will be able to score $20 tickets behind home plate and I will be making my way to the new craft beer section of the stadium earlier than usual. The irony is that I'll probably attend far more A's games than Warriors games. I'm not exactly slumming it these days but fuck me if I'm going to pay $200 a ticket to sit in the upper deck and watch the Warriors play the Suns in March. I've been to two Warrior games all seasons, by far the fewest amount of games I've attended since college. I'll probably go to at least 7-10 A's games this year because I can sit wherever I want and not feel guilty about spending $15 per ticket, $20 if I really want to impress wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PapaG Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Break 'Em up! Mariners win 4-2 to close out the Houston trip. Runs scored by game so far... 1, 2, 3, 4 As GL pointed out, the pitching looks great and Houston is no joke offensively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azgreg Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 The Giants bullpen is awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBug708 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Dodgers score 28 runs in games started by eighties. 0 in the game started by a lefty. 4 of the next 6 games are vs lefties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scscsc89 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 BREAKING: Giants bullpen holds a lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glduck Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Scscsc89 said: BREAKING: Giants bullpen holds a lead. yeah big deal anyone can do that -- oh. make that 2529-2. one week in and this season is already shot. i hate you, mariners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBug708 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 I'm waiting for the inevitable King Felix to the Dodgers trade for Puig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glduck Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 if we traded felix for puig i would burn safeco to the ground myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azgreg Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 What the fuck got into my Diamondbacks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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